rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

(via kassiinovaa)

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

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gotpostcardsfrommyformerself:

angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

Wait…that’s not ok?….aw shit…

(via caitycalamity)

fartgallery:

silhouetteofapocketedindividual:

fartgallery:

I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff

animation. thats the thing you described.

i need some time to think my thoughts

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via toxic-dr0ps)

laugh-addict:

(Source: epic-humor, via you-deserve-to-laugh)

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

(Source: hajjme, via romanpraetors)